...yeah, because those 914's are worth Sooooo much on the black market.

Lets see, $0.20 a pound for scrap metal, 2000lbs minus rust....
Oh, sorry, I forgot some people have 914's with floors, and matching body panels, and they don't leak oil, blow smoke...my neighbors LOVE me.
I did think about it, but Gonzo's been around for awhile now.
http://www.pelicanparts.com/cgi-bin/ultimate/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Gonzo Of coarse now any search engine can retrieve the info from this BBS. It's never been a secret how to hotwire Porsches (911's to be exact) ever seen the movie "No Mans Land"?
If there is any justice in this world maybe Gonzo is going after a certain "Doctor's" 916