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Man, we were just getting started!
dingleberry (definition):
A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among one's anal hair, a situation exacerbated by the chafing and friction between the buttocks, and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root each individual hair to which the dingleberry is conjoined. The dingleberry is then upheld about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness.
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