[notmytarga]

Somewhere I have a document that says something like:
My ashes will be mixed in a 5 gallon glass carboy with the remains of the homebrewed beer judged to be the best by those attending my wake and poured onto the ground under a canopy of trees.

Very likely my wife would ignore this and put me in a casket. More likely that there wouldn't be any of my IPA or Porter left and my friends would use Bud.