Timely questions, and one I haven't solved. I'm happy with a mortar and a cool firework, but the wife isn't having it. I don't need the cemetery and plaque (I have plenty), because ultimately it becomes more rubbish. A vikings funeral sounds great (love the idea of a boat, flaming arrow and burning), but I won't be living near the ocean. Dilemma....what to do, what to do...cremation, scatter ashes....where????
I guess I'm no farther along than you....