Hilarious!!! But you know what's even funnier? One drunken night sitting around with some of my MBA classmates, we talked about business ideas we've had. I chirped in by joking around that I wanted to open a breakfast place that served pretty darn good breakfast food... Pancakes. That was open all night so when the bars let out, the boys could come over and eat some good grub. But here was the differentiator: waitresses who wore little except for aprons. And I would name it "Stacked".
Then of course I didn't stop there. I said hey, I should open a strip club next door so I could double dip from the same customer pool and call it Tweeze's Tease.
Lol!