And now for something totally different:
The folks that live across the street are friends and we have seen their daughter go from a awkward 13 year old to a fresh college graduate. She went to college on a full ride scholarship for volleyball. She is 6.2 and obviously very athletic. She has snagged a new boyfriend and is now engaged. The future SIL came down to with her for father's day. He was making brownie points Saturday morning when he got up and mowed the yard (without his shirt.) I told my wife she needed to check out the guy.
He looked like a clone of me.
He is 6.4 and looks like a guy pitching a home workout equipment. His 6 pack was on display and he pecks looks like he spends a lot of time working out. We was not a huge steroid blob of muscle but in very good shape. I remember my neighbor telling me the kid is a very nice guy. He must be a real dummy & party animal however, he is on the Dean's list and graduating with honors.
Heck I am a honorary Doctor of Porschology. I have the certificate on my wall at the office. I attended the PCA technical academy and attended all 6 one hour courses at Parade in Hershey PA and I am a Honorary Doctor. I am not on any dean's list. I presume it is like the move Animal House, he must be in big trouble.

Maybe double secret probation!