I know... Right? And I live in AZ where I have probably spent half of my living existence in a pool. Don't know why I have never gone skinny dipping. I don't even know if an occassion came up. I think I was at a high school party once where people were skinny dipping in the pool but I was sitting in the hot tub. We didn't strip down. I have been out by the lake with a group of people and the dudes stripped down and jumped in the lake. The girls hung out by the fire and talked. Maybe they were trying to get us to go skinny dipping? LOL! Yeah, their equipment didn't motivate us to get naked.