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Originally Posted by Mothy
A Higgs boson walks into a church.
"We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!" shouts the priest.
"But without me, how can you have mass?" asks the particle.
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Werner Heisenberg got pulled over for speeding one day. Cop says, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?? Heisenberg replied, "No, but at least I know where I am."