[Mothy]

The Higgs became known as the "God particle" because it is deemed to exist everywhere, determines the nature of matter but is agonisingly hard to nail down.

Seen on a T-shirt: "I finally found the Higgs boson - it was behind the couch the whole time"

BREAKING: Apple has patent on Higgs Boson particle; cease-and-desist letter sent to CERN and the Universe.

For lovers of Cricket: God, out for a quark, bowled Higgs, caught Boson.

O.M.HB

It cost 10billion dollars to find the God particle, what's it going to cost to find the rest of Him/Her?

A Higgs boson walks into a bar and orders a drink. It's about to pay and the barman refuses, saying "For you; no charge"

Will the Church allow two Higgs Bosons to marry? They may be neutrons and not able to make sub particles.

Higgs-Boson discovery proves nothing really matters until you've had a bang...

Has anybody asked Sheldon for his thought on this???