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Originally Posted by intakexhaust

Legion-
Is your friend a contestant in this?

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do
one entitled: “Survivor, Texas-Style!”

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and
Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth and
finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1 “ I'm a Democrat”
2 “Amnesty for Illegals”
3 “I love the Dixie Chicks”
4 “Boycott Beef”
5 “I Voted for Obama”
6 “George Strait Sucks”
7 “ Reelect Obama in 2012”

and...

8 “I'm here to confiscate your guns”

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

You'd be absolutely fine in Austin - 70%+ Obama voters.

Out of Austin? Out of luck...