[MRM]

One of my greatest aspirations is to get to the point where names like this have no meaning to me. I want to hear news like this and have no idea what people are talking about. I'm old enough to recognize Tom Cruise's name and know who he is and know he was married to someone before and is married to some starlet now. But I have no idea who Katie is, other than it's his (now ex) wife. I take it she's not Katie Perry. I kind of like her because she did a song that had something about kissing a girl and I liked it. Otherwise, I know nothing about Katies, and will be happier when I know nothing about any Tom who is in the pop culture headlines.