[Jeff Higgins]

Gotta love it - Pelican's favorite troll has been trolled by a rank amateur, with entirely too predictable results. That was way, way too easy. A half hearted, disinterested effort on my part soon had him crying like a little girl. How boring. What a humorless, overly sensitive little twit.

What I couldn't predict, however, was his Significant Other's rising to his defense - and the same bait. Geez DARISC, you're getting far more riled up about this than dippy (did I strike a nerve somewhere? Hit too close to home on something?). I guess you're just too angry, stupid, and equally humorless to see the obvious. So, yes, by all means - when mommy picks you up at the skate park on her way home from work, be sure to tell on me. Doesn't she ever wonder why none of your "friends" are old enough to drive you home?