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I stole two pieces of bubble gum when I was four. Think 2 cents worth of 1961 booty. My mistake was chewing on the way home in the car.
Oops. My Mom asked me where I bought the gum. I had zippy.
My Mom took me back to the store, turned me in to the manager.
How you learn, how one becomes accountable: "Two cents, Ma!!!"
Stealing is stealing, Son.
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1996 FJ80.
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