[Flieger]

Originally Posted by outback porsche

bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except best bitter. Barman asks, "what's wrong with the bitter?" bloke says, "i had 12 pints of it last night and when i came round i was f--king skint."
barman says, " 12 pints of anything in here costs about the same."
bloke replies, "skint is my dog."

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