[RKDinOKC]

Only time I didn't make it home I found myself on a bench in the check in area a the Oklahoma County Jail. Seems I had tried to use the guard rail as a ramp to do drive on two wheels. The police officers seemed pretty entertained by the act and the fact that I had distributed all the alcohol in my truck all over the median so it wouldn't be in my truck. The funny thing was that all the bottles and cans were all setting upright.

The officer that took me in said he appreciated me not being a belligerent drunk and stopped at a convenience store for me to get a coffee and some cigarettes. They let me sit on that bench until morning. They processed and took several into the cell area and just left me sitting there. By the time I made it into the drunk tank everyone had already heard about the guy that tried to stunt drive his 4x4.