[sammyg2]

A guy came home from work, and his wife met him at the door and told him she wanted a boob job.
He was keen to the idea until he found out how much it cost, he didn't have that kind of money.

So he said to her, "try this: every night, take a big wad of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your breasts."

She said "will that make them bigger?"

he said "I don't see why not it sure worked on your arse".