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Originally Posted by vash
now? ouch.."where is the bengay?"
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Ok, let's lighten this up a bit...
50 yr old man walks in to a pharmacy and asks the druggist if he has anything to aid his "performance".
The pharmacist says he needs a prescription for something like that.
The man says he accidentally made a date with two women for the same night and he needs something to keep him going.
The sympathetic pharmacist says "I shouldn't do this, but here is one Viagra and one Cialis tablet, on the house. Good luck tonight!"
50 yr old man comes back the next day and asks the pharmacist where the BenGay cream is.
Druggist asks him what he needs it for.
Man drops his pants and shows him his red, abused member.
Druggist exclaims "you're NOT going to put BenGay on that are you???!!!"
Man says hell no. It's for his sore arm. The girls didn't show up last night.
Party on gents.
