I've got two lovable but quirky cats that I've had for 8 years that I'm trying to place in a home, together. My wife has become allergic over the years, and along with a lot of family that are as well we need them to find another place to live. They're both declawed and neutered, and have always been inside cats.
Any takers?
These are two extremely lovable cats. The main "quirk" is they eat paper. I'm not sure why, they just always have. So, we can't leave mail on the counter or anything like that, we have to put it away somewhere or they'll eat it and throw it up. The other major quirk is that one of them likes to play rough... by biting your feet or hands. It sounds worse than it is. He has drawn blood before, but now that I know how to be around him he doesn't get me, and his snappiness has declined with age. Hey, full disclosure!
Here's Eddie:

Ed actually has long hair but we get him shaved now and then to keep down the shedding.
...and his brother Stitch:
Like I said, they're very lovable cats. These guys will climb on you and nuzzle against you all day long. Oh, and each of them is about 16lbs. Remember the tagline: lovable but quirky!