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Originally Posted by speedqueen
Why dont you import leather from the countries that are rich in it?
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Cows in those countries are hard to catch, because...
Say, aren't you Harry Dick Speedqueen, Steve Mac Speedqueen's cousin?
Anyway, as the old saying goes, "Rich in leather, rich in cows."
The problem is, cows in those leather rich countries are very, very, wary, Harry!
I heard a herd of those cows will
always have a very wary sharp-eyed cow for a look-out and a very loud-mouthed cow that's the designated moo-er.
When the look-out cow sees a cowboy approaching, it will moo to the designated moo-er, "What's that cowboy lookin' at?"
The designated moo-er will then moo at the top of her lungs, "HIDE!" and the herd will hightail it outta there.