I'm a piker, but I got really good at late 90s Hondas when I was in the towing and repo business. My favorite was to snake the slim-jim up my sleeve and put on a little magic show. Had one lady call in for an un-lock. I came out and chatted her up while I wrote up the paperwork. While we talked I quietly slipped the slim-jim out of my sleeve and into the door and popped the lock from the opposite side of the vehicle from where she was standing. I collected her money and wished her a good day. She said wait, you forgot to pop the lock. I said Did I? Check it

. She did and was utterly dumbfounded. She said how did you do that, you didn't even get your tools out of the truck?! I just grinned like a Cheshire Cat, hopped in the truck, and drove off. Fun times.