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Just like the Spartans, Canadians trained their children to be tough.
From the time of birth, they are fed spaghetti made of razor blades and barbed wire.
Elementary school fight involving claymores and handheld 105mm howitzers were actually quite common, but because they are so tough it usually ends in little more than paper cuts.
By the time they reach adulthood, most Canadians have lost their eardrums from concussive shock.
Eh?
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