[Outback Porsche]

And when I had my first gall bladder attack, once the pain subsided the idiots in ED said 'oh, you can go home now' - I was maxed dosed with IV morphine.

I had driven there on my own and now they just released me to drive myself home. In the state I was in I had no ability to think rationally. I just got in my car and off I went.

The only saving grace for the rest of the road users was that it was 4 in the morning - although I was almost home and nodding off before it even occurred to me that perhaps I shouldn't be driving.