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Originally Posted by porsche4life View Post
Rape, arson, murder, and rape?
Selling Porsche parts to addicts also know as Porscheholics and contributing to the delinqency of motorheads.

Oh and Varmint's comment reminds me of a song:

And I, I walked over to the bench there, and there's Group W is where they where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the Army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers, father stabbers, and father rapers. FATHER rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me. And they was mean and nasty and horrible, and crime fighting guys was sitting there on the bench. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all was coming over to me, and he was mean and ugly and nasty and horrible, and all kinds of things, and he sat down next to me and said "Kid, what'd you get?"

I said "I didn't get nothing. I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

He said "What were you arrested for Kid?"

And I said "Littering."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there ...

(Here's a hint: I'll explain later for those who don't listen to it every Thanksgiving.)
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