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both doka 4wd and westy 4wd are 86's. my 911 is a 1987.
1) start at front (pointy end) replace everything
2) amidships-replace everything
3) rear end-replace everything
upside:
1) everything is new
2) everything is mucho bueno happy happy joy joy
3) everything is new
4) reliable
downside:
1) you have NO LIFE
2) you sleep under the vehicle or in garage
3) you have to wait for ups/fed-ex
4) ya get the wrong parts
5) you dont have all the tools
6) your skin falls off yer fingers and yer hands are greasy for a month after
7) poo happens and the damn thing tries to KILL YA
8) you are buried in beer cans
9) you wear the same slimey clothes day after day week after week
10) you start talking to yerself
the trade off:
1) you either become a MAN or a MOUSE
2) you TEACH THE FOOKER WHOSE WHO and THE WAY ITS GONNA BE!
3) your tool box becomes DAMN IMPRESSIVE and YER ON A 1st name BASIS with the SNAP ON DUDE.
4) yer vehicle listens when you call its name and sits when told to sit and to shut up when told to shut up
5) the parts houses send you boxes of famous amos cookies and free t-shirts
6) the vehicle becomes a work of art
7) everything down to the last stinking gadget WORKS!
8) yer friends compliment you
9) idiots on the street ask you "is it NEW?"
10) you cant afford the insurance and ya dont want to drive it ANYWHERE BECAUSE ITS SO DAMN NICE!
11) it becomes a ROLLING BANK ACCOUNT on WHEELS!
ask me how we know????
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