[vash]

i recently met an engineer i have been working with on the phone..

when we met, we shook hands and he said, "wow, i thought you were a white guy"...i feigned disgust, and said i was gonna call HR..

he flat out turned white (ohh..pun city) when the blood drained from his face.. i laughed and said..i was just effen with him. never expected him to almost feint.. i should really use my powers for good.
in general, people are super gun-shy these days with PC..