THE 10-COMMANDMENTS OF PORSCHE OWNERSHIP
I. Thou shalt love and respect thy Porsche and keep it in such condition that its
value shall not falter.
II. Thou shalt not have thy Porsche washed by a machine.
III. Thou shalt not love thy Porsche more than thy spouse and children; as much,
but not more.
IV. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Porsche, but thou mayest covet his time
trial awards.
V. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's BMW, nor his Mercedes, nor even his
new corvette.
VI. Thou shalt not drive thy Porsche faster than the speed limit except on at track,or when no police shall be nearby.
VII. Thou shalt not neglect household chores to care for or drive thy Porsche unless such chores may be postponed again.
VIII. Thou shalt not deceive thy spouse into thinking that thou art taking a pleasant drive when, thou art going out to look at another Porsche.
IX. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration; atleast
not all at the same time.
X. Thou shalt always wave to other Porsche drivers thou shall meet upon the roadway knowing that they share thy love for the world's finest sportscar.
You didn't know about the 9th commandment??
