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Originally Posted by HHI944
I was going to be a SEAL but:
I joined the Army by accident....
I don't do swimming in open water......or cold water
I hate running
Most importantly, when SEALs get in trouble, Rangers go in to save em and I don't trust those farkers......
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I like those excuses but have a few to add:
I was going to be a Seal but they didn’t have any office positions open.
I was going to be a Seal but I won’t swim anywhere until the wife says the water temperature is acceptable.
I was going to be a Seal but I don’t like eating grub worms.