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I haven't had a car payment in 13 years.

I can't stand having anything in my pockets. I immediately remove keys, wallet, phone, watch, etc upon reaching home or office.

I detest formal wear.

I've never had an affair.

I don't like formal organized clubs.

I don't use ice in scotch.

I don't ask permission to do things, but I will ask for forgiveness.

I never drive the speed limit. I'm always 5 over everywhere, except school.

I don't work past five on Fridays. I have a scotch in hand at 5:05 p.m.

I don't care what people think of my shoes.