[ODDJOB UNO]

"MR SNUGGLES HATES YOU!" and he told me to tell you this:



theres this thang called a freeking SHOCK COLLAR!


level one zap=mellow "hmm i am screwing up" aka strike 1 1st step upon OBSERVED bad dawgie behavior.

level two zap= "wow i am screwing up bad" aka strike 2 2nd step upon OBSERVED bad dawggie behavior.

LEVEL 3 ZAP= "HOLY SHEEET I AM FOOKING UP SO BAD AND I AM AFEARED AND I WILL BE A GOOD LIL DAWGGIE OR MY HUEVOS OR OVARIES WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST RIGHT HERE AND NOW AND WHY AM I 4 FEET OFF THE GROUND KIND OF SHOCK!

my lab was chewing on hoses. A LOT! and it was 5 times a day. it was comical until ya look at 100ft quality hoses cost.


well since we smarter than the avg bear.........we sought WISE MEN! and the dawggie wise man gave me a SHOCK COLLAR that he uses on his springer spaniels duck dawggies. he is MR BIRD HUNTER MR DUCKS UNLIMITED AKC LINEAGE ON EVERYONE OF HIS DAWGS! and he knew his poo:


so.............i set up my hide in laundry room with a 6 pak(natch) and a chair, and watched my lab after installing shock collar attack my hose for the zillionth time.


had control on one(1). saw dawg start chewing on hose, dropped my beer, and pressed "LEVEL 1 ZAP" and dog stopped. hahahahhhahahaha it worked.


stayed out in laundry room. about 15 minutes latter, damn dawg attacked hose. dropped my beer, pressed LEVEL 2 ZAP, dawg howled and backed off.


went and drank rest of 6 pak and came back..................gawd damn dawg was chewing on hose again.


dropped beer, pressed LEVEL 3 (yer feeked) and watched that dawg howl like it got hit by a freight train and LEVITATE 4 FREEKING FEET OFF THE GROUND! and run like a mofo.



and ya know what? that damn lab if i even touched a hose went into the next county. not EVAR AGAIN DID IT CHEW A HOSE!


cost : i borrowed shock collar or buy at cabelas.

(1) 6 pak.

my time.


too simple huh? end of poor dawggie behavior class.



its how ya train champion bird dawgs and it works. same as for rattlesnake training here. place non venomous snake on ground, dawg comes close, ZAP THE DAWG and the next time dawg sees snake.....................hes in the next county!