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One dark rainy night, Boodro and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
Boo gets up and goes to the door where a drunken Thibodeaux standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Mais, not a chance," says Boodro, "it's 3:00 in duh morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was dat?", asked his wife..
"Juss drunk Thibodeaux asking fuh a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"Mai, No, Ah did not, it's 3:00 in duh morning an' pouring rain out dere!"
"Mais, you have a short memory", says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and dose two guys helped
us? Ah think you should go help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!"
Boodro does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, Thibodeaux, are you still dere?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", calls out Boo.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks Boo.
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Drunk Thibodeaux replies... "Over here! On duh swing!"
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They laugh at me because I am different.
I laugh at them because they are all the same.
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