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Where the hell was the guy with the "go to commercial" button, anyway? Seriously, isn't that like the easiest thing to predict? Every newsroom has to have a cutaway button at the ready, right? It should really be a big red button. Press it, and we're rolling a Charmin commercial or something. Ridiculous that they bungled it, especially after you hear Shep "worrying" for a full ten seconds before the money shot.

At least no one can blame the cops for shooting his dumb azz and covering it up.