[Z-man]

"Me and my friends went out" also drives me crazy.

Writing "Your welcome" to me is like nails on a chalkboard.

Though I admit to using it, I hate the 'abbervi-speak' that is used primarily in text messages, like lol, btw, brb...etc. I've made up one myself: ROFLOLWEPJSAWRRS.

For those are unfamiliar with my new abbreviation, it stands for: "Rolling on floor, laughing out loud while eating a peatnut butter sandwhich and watching re-runs of Seinfeld" I think it will be the next LOL.

You can thank me later -- to which I will NOT reply, "No problem,." And the next time I hear a waiter respond to "Thank you" by saying "No prolbemn" instead of "You're welcome," I am going to respond by saying, "So glad you were no inconvenienced by serving me. I guess if it wasn't a problem serving me, then it won't be a problem when I don't leave a tip either!"

-Z-man.