[Porsche-poor]

Originally Posted by nynor

one night, my wife and i are at the local grocery store, right before it closes. i was pretty sure we were the only ones in the place. i had to fart. i ask my wife, "hey, love, should i fart?". she says, "go for it." so i let it rip. a nice 7 out of 10, reverb, duration, volume. in short, a beautiful bucksnort of a flatulent off-gassing. from the aisle over, a woman exclaims, "OH MY GOD!!!" i about fell over laughing. my wife, red as a beat, still laughed. good times.

proving once again you can not be taken out in public without a vid camera!!!!