[ODDJOB UNO]

wow i'm now listed in websters dick-tion-ary?


i am honored. i'm speechless.


to all of you grammar/punk-tu-ation/spilling NAZI's, .................i am no longer being GRADED ON THIS!


after COUNTLESS 40 page college papers/jesuit h.s./ jesuit college/jesuits in general/biz call reports/test reports/explaining expense accounts/ a bazzillion e-mails a day/its a wonder i even want to write a sentence EVAR AGAIN!


its TRUE.................the OLDER YA GET.................the less ya give a rats azz how anyone feels about you.


and guess what.................if ya EVAR TEXT ME................you will RUE THE DAY YOU DID!


i hate my phone/i hate texts/i hate my computer. my idea of a vacation is sitting in the morning with a nice cup of coffee(light roast/whole milk) and listening to the elk bugle/the deer buck snort/the quaily birds a chirping/the blue jays a cackling/ the doves a mourning and not listening to somebody whine moan snivel about something.


because PEOPLE just aint happy unless their BEE-AATCCHING ABOUT SOMETHING!


i think we will use this new found word "ODDJOBBIAN"..........for our off road race efforts. how does "ODDJOBBIAN MOTORSPURTS " sound? or "ODDJOBBIAN OFFROAD"? or "ODDJOBBIAN'S BEER/BAIT/BULLETS EMPORIUM"?