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i say BUY IT! its GUARDS RED! no better way to start a fight/drag race/stoopid people stunts at a stop light or minding yer own biz doing the speed limit.
guards red....................may as we be saying "TORO TORO" and waving a freeking red flag/cape in front of a mean as hell mad as hell BULL!
trust me on this as my cabs guards red. it elicits MORE GOOFIER THAN HELL MORONIC BEHAVIOR out of anything/everything on the road.
NO OTHER COLOR can match it.
last time i took mine out for a putt...................this dum azz in a beat to snot lifted toyota extra cab wants to race me off the light. WTF?
time before that ................a beat to snot 1961 dodge step side pick em up, wants to race me. another WTF moment?
yep guards red..................for when ya DONT WANNA BE NOTICED!
for some GUARDS RED elicits.................anger/jealousy/visions of huge bank accts/hot babes/racing/trophies/checkered flags.
reality iz a 55 yr old grey haired/grey bearded/wearing glasses with NO MONEY/NO HUGE BANK ACCT/who just wants to be left alone, and cant afford a TICKET!
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if there are TROUT..........there are BEARS!
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