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Originally Posted by RWebb
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Oddjobian is the ultimate result of jesuitification?
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OH BY ALL MEANS! heres what i have learned from being raised(having stuffed up my keester) about organized religions:
1) all organized religions are NOTHING but another cult! yep i said it. i dont care what yer religion is as its private. as well as my beliefs and religion are private. kind of like SEX..................ITS PRIVATE as in NONE OF YER BEEZ-WAX!
2) since religion is allegedly so pure and holy, why are we still fighting freeking WARS over RELIGION? for centuries now mind you.
3) why do we listen to someone(priests) who are mere mortals like ourselves, telling us about the afterlife? they havent been there! so how in hells name can you or any MORTAL tell me or anyone about something they havent experienced?????
4) how can your religion have more ninja powers than my religion?
5) yes as an altar boy i did eat unconsecrated wafers and drink unconsecrated wine. who wouldnt at 7am 8am and 10am and 12 masses when ya didnt get yer coco puffs on sundays ? i also saved all my halloween candy up for midnight xmas mass. YAWN!
6) religious persecution just plain sucks, doesnt matter whose side yer on, yer breaking the "golden rule" in spades killing each other.
7) why have 10 commandments when all ya need is one rule, the "golden rule".
8) why does the "bible" have to be so damn thick? do you know what a beeatch it was to lug that sucker all over hells creation in high school? i still have my high school "commentary on the bible" which is at least 8" thick and weighs at least 10#'s!
9) how do you know or i know that the "BIBLE" is accurate???? come on now, GET REAL! if i tell you a story, and then you tell yer friend a story, and then he tells his friend a story, the next thing ya know, its totally bass ackwards and the original story is NOTHING the same as the repeated word. think about dat juan? in my opinion, its kind of like the real housewifes of the holy land gossip. it may start out innocent, but by the time it comes back full circle...............another CAT FIGHT!
10) "ODDJOBBIAN" is not ONLY a LIFESTYLE/a WRITING STYLE/ its a WAY OF LIFE MAN! kind of like the "DOODS" lifestyle but within the law. well kind of.
and if you would like to join the "ODDJOBBIAN" lifestyle YOU CAN! TODAY! LIKE RIGHT NOW!
as SEEN ON TV!
sooooooooooo.................................
just send $100 dollars to the church of the sacred bleeding heart located somewheres in los angeles ,california. and next week they'd say my prayer on the radio and ALL MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE! so i did, the next week, i got a prayer with a girl, well you know what kind of eyes shes got..............
the GIRL WITH THE FAR AWAY "ODDJOBBIAN" EYES!
join now spaces are LIMITED!