[azzarule]

I get my coffee from the slopes of a mountain in the deepest darkest Africa, steeped in mystery and grown at some secret location (all fair trade grown of course) and picked by women with no bras (or tops) on, roasted over an ancient fire, and shipped to Oz, by romantic sailing ship, manned by a crew of Johnny Depps.

Dreaming I know, but I do get my beans sent over from Oz and they do come from Africa, but the Johnny Depp crew sounds like a good idea, loved those Pirates of the Carribean movies!