One of my friends used to date a smoking hot young latina. I mean she was *middle of the day/stone cold sober* beautiful. I recently asked why he didn't take that relationship further and knock her up, (he's knocked-up 2 other exes).
He explained that she was crazy and I countered that every broad he's been with is crazy. Then finally he confessed that she had some massive family schnoz that had been shaved-down. All of her brothers and sisters had it. In his words:
"I believe in true love but I also believe in animal husbandry." 