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B58/732
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
Posts: 12,313
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Me: "Why do you have so many rock chips in your windshield?"
Wife: "I have no idea!"
(Wife drives us somewhere)
Me: "You know, you might pick up fewer rock chips if you didn't follow people 5 feet off their rear bumper."
Wife: "It's so frustrating when they go too slow."
Me: "They're doing 10mph over the limit. Remember that time you got 5 speeding tickets in one week?"
Wife: "..."
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