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so this means if we go to fullscale NBC WARFARE..............that i and jillions of others will no longer be able to mental masturbate on a computer.

MAN THATS HARSH!



heres a tidbit from the late 80's and early/mid 90's. because what WE KNOW and WHAT IS REAL.................are 180 apart as far as technology, and how far beyond it really is from our piss lil civilian brains.


way back when as mentioned one of my accounts was hollomon a.f.b. which was the highly secure home base of the F-117 squadron. i had my clearance to go right down onto flightline and speak to whomever i had to as far as machine shop tooling. we did the f-117 wing flap actuators.


while driving from hanger to hanger which also houses the "8563rd rail group" or some such number rail group. we saw signs along the base roads "THINK MACH 10" holy ned MACH FREEKING 10! that was back in late 80's early 90's.


now the rail group lil elves proudly bring you every sort of ejection seat testing involving any type of platform. they take fuselages filled with munitions and ram them at mega mach speed with a rocket and simulate a fully loaded combat jet crashing into a nuklar containment dome and lets see what happens.


thankfully all nuke containment domes can withstand a crash of a fully loaded combat aircraft. so right there if ya think yer tax dollars are being pissed away on defense.................well they aint being pissed away and i sleep easier at night because of them.


but what theres MORE.....................also at hollomon is the LARGEST PRIMATE TESTING FACILITY ON THE PLANET!

the minkees(monkeys) lil home makes a pelican bay supermax prison look like a kindergarten as far as electrified fences, numbers of rows of fences and ARMED GUARDS!

now what do they do with those lil prick minkees?????


1) they ram their lil azz'z down the standard gauge rail and test ejection seats.

2) they test them for AIDS

3) EBOLA

4) every disease known to man



while there one day in a old wwII aircraft hanger(hollomon during wwII was a bomber training base) we heard gunshots off in the distance. me being me asked the airforce guy we were dealing with on tooling "WTF" is that? and his reply was "oh some of the minkees(monkees) have escaped and the air police are shooting them!"


HOLY POO! yeah those lil bastids infected with whatever nasty azz disease are escape artists!


anyway we have had a gazzilion campfire talks hunting camping fishing on WTF CAN/DOES GO MACH 10?????????



so bottomline what WE know and WHAT REALLY IZ......................well unless yer involved in one of these "black hole" projects, NOBODY KNOWS until its needed in the event of war and SUDDENLY appears packing one huge azz WHOOP AZZ STICK against the enemy!


i am sure if yer a freeking lil nasty azz MINKEE(monkey) some of yer bruddahs know WTF "THINK MACH 10" is ALL ABOUT as they go sailing down the rails in a mockup fuselage!
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