[craigster59]

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.
1)Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3)It's Cool Whip time!
4) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5) That's one terrific spread!
6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8) Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10) Don't play with your meat.
11) Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you stick it in?
16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Happy turkey day to all!