[vash]

did i ever tell you about the time i chased around bi-sexual woman? we had a GREAT first date..she was kinda granola, but very cute. i didnt want to ask her out at all, but my roommate said the magic words.."hey, maybe you can finally have a threesome!"

BAM!! first date was in the books. i was envisioning all sorts of lipstick lesbian stuff..then she saw a camouflage jacket in my truck. "you wear camo? what, do you hunt?"

man, the list of lies played thru my head, as i pictured her "girlfriend" looking like that Porsche DiRossi chick.. it just jumped out of my mouth..i couldnt stop it.

"yes",.

it was over before it began. no threesome for cliff. of all the lesbians out there, i find some PETA lesbian.