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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy
Amateur. Now clean it poorly, she won't make that mistake again.  |
My old employee taught me this, he had just gotten married and this was the advice his dad had given him on his wedding day.
" if she asks you to help with the laundry, throw a new red shirt in with her whites, and turn them all pink" " if she asks you the help with the dishes, just break a few of her favorites , and she won't ask you again" " asks you to help with the cleaning, just spill a gallon bucket of cleaner all over the place, and make a mess that she has to help clean" " vacum? , just suck up something you shouldn't, and jam up the vacum" He told him to make sure to act like you are dissapointed in yourself , and say something like " I'm sorry I'm such a screw up"