[jyl]

Empty feels entirely void. No pain, burning, or unusual sensations. No sudden onset, just been noticing the task getting slower over the last few years. No sputtering. Stream starts off pretty strong, not "five foot range" type strong, but writing in the snow would be feasible. But after 20 seconds it then slows and sort of limps along for the last 10 seconds. I seem to remember going full blast for most of the process, in prior decades. I deny standing at the urinal, tracking the second hand on my watch as the business proceeds. And there will be no video.