[Outback Porsche]

I cut a branch off a gum tree from out of my back yard once. It was the ugliest looking Christmas tree I'd ever seen.

The kids stood back and threw decorations at it. They were satisfied.

Moved house just before Christmas last year - decorations never happened.

Sharyn got motivated last weekend. We don't go over the top. Put up a tree, dug out 26 years of mix and matched decorations - a lot of stuff the kids made in primary school, a bit of tinsel here and there. Token effort really.

I'm not that into it - festivus would work just as well for me.