Met a very cool couple on a music cruise many years ago (and reunited on several others). When he was "young, dumb, drunk" and overseas he'd gotten his name tattooed on his upper arm by a non-english speaker I assume. "Fred"...(rhymes with "bread" doesn't it?)...so of course he had a nice looking tat..."FREAD". He's since had it corrected but we always have a big old laugh when we reconnect. Of course, I now call him "Freed"...
ps: At least it was better than "Moom"
