Man you guys are harsh! I'm typing this with fat thumbs on my iPhone as I keep my dogs company in a garage on a farm in Iowa that is 18 freaking degrees because according to my wife "oh they will be fine, their dogs"....
And yes, I do have a proof reader and an editor thank you very much

but I tell ya what, please be so kind and buy each one of my books and for every mistake you find I shall pay you a dollar

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This technique will cure any sleepless nights for sure!
You guys slay me