[Noah930]

So I've been working late a lot these past couple months. I joke that I don't even see my kids between Sunday night and Wednesday night. Last night my wife was reading the kids to bed.

My daughter said: When is Daddy coming home? We never see him.
Mrs. Noah: Oh, he'll be home soon.
Daughter: I hope he drives home safe.
Mrs. Noah: Of course he'll drive home safely. Why not?
Daughter: You know, because he is Chinese.
Mrs. Noah (trying to feel out exactly where my daughter was going with this): Why does it matter if he's Chinese?
Daughter: You know, because they're bad drivers.