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All drummers are crazy.
I dated this nurse who was the drummer in a band (name: Size Matters). She had a restraining order against her for stalking an ex-boyfriend. At some point, she broke into his apartment and fell asleep smoking a cigarette. His whole building burned down.
We ran into a drummer in New Hampshire at a bar. He was more nuts than her. He screamed at her: "Do you love to drum? DO YOU?" Then ripped his shirt off to show a full tattoo of Animal from the muppets, on his chest.
I'm glad we didn't get married...
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James
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
Red-beard for President, 2020
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