[sammyg2]

A guy was sitting at a restaurant table and noticed that all the waiters had spoons in their shirt pockets. He asked his server what that's all about and the waiter told him the owner had hired an "efficiency expert" to evalate how they ran their business.

After a week the expert determined that the spoon was the most commonly dropped utensil and that if all servers carried a spare spoon with them at all times, it would save 13 1/2 minutes a week.
Interesting, the customer said with a puzzled look.

Then he asked another question: "I noticed that all of you have a white string hanging out of your fly, what's that all about?
The waiter laughed a little and explained that the effciency expert discovered that 95 minutes a week of the waiter's time was spent washing their hands in the restroom after using the facilities, most often after urinating.
The expert suggested that is we tie a string onto our privates we can pull it out and urinate without touching it, so we don't have to waste time washing up.

Oh ...... then the customer asked: "well how do you tuck it back in without touching it?"

The waiter replied, 'I don't know about the other guys but I just use the spoon!"